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Aug. 31st, 2008 | 05:06 am
mood: irritatedirritated
posted by: matt_demasque in objectiondr

[... The universe surely did love to drive him absolutely insane. Matt looks behind him, calling out to his daughter, hoping that, perhaps, she'd came with him this time.] Maddie? Are you okay? [Any faint voice he would have heard was, at the moment, not here--although he was certain he'd heard her, he also had no idea why he'd appeared in a room with no doors in it.

Another Dressing Room, perhaps?] ... Wonderful.

[The ex-thief is clearly NOT amused.] Whomever is here, please direct me to the nearest exit--I have important business to attend to. [And with that, he gives a glower to the floor and waits for people to answer him. Impatiently, I might add.]

((OOC: Because... well, because I want people to bother him and he needs to be more active? XD I dunno--just... poor Matt.

At least he can actually -leave- here. Though he probably doesn't know that yet.))

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 10:44 am (UTC)
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*Helpful toilet cleaner is helpful.*

Did you try the door?

((Oh right. Better hope he doesn't recognize him, or there will be BLOOD. And by that I mean...toilet bombs. Or something. Although, it IS Engarde so he might get creative. >>;;))

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 10:47 am (UTC)
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... You actually expect that to work? [He lets out a sigh--after all, he'd been trapped in a Dressing Room before, so he thinks it's the same.

Although... Matt feels like he recognizes that voice.
Oh, well. Honestly, he knew a thing or two about disguises, so it's probably best he just left whoever it was alone.]

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 10:56 am (UTC)
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Why wouldn't it?

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LOL MISTAKES 8D

from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:01 am (UTC)
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... What do you mean "Why wouldn't it?" This is... another of Mr. Wright's Dressing Rooms, is it not?

I can think of no other reason I would walk into an ice cream parlor with my daughter and suddenly find myself separated, sir. And... secondly, you couldn't leave the place before unless it kicked you out... which, might I add, was a rather painful score. [And he sighs. Again. This was getting him nowhere, and fast.]

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:05 am (UTC)
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*He didn't even know he HAD a dressing room... Wow, maybe he'd better check again. Something from a really grateful client, perhaps?*

You do realize you're not making any sense, right?

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1/2

from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:05 am (UTC)
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...

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CRAP. Also 2/3 DX

from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:09 am (UTC)
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Shrewd, sir. Very shrewd.

There's no other explanation, you know. I've been stuck in a place such as this before, thank you. YOU do realize you look ridiculous, do you not? I think you HARDLY have the right to judge what I should say wearing... that. [And he gives him a scowl.]

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DONE SORRY D:

from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:10 am (UTC)
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Why on earth you WOULD is another matter entirely, though.

... [Frowns.] Actually, why are you wearing that, anyway?

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:19 am (UTC)
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(What does everyone have against my clothes??)

It's my... I'm the Mopping Costume Bomber. Can't you tell??

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:21 am (UTC)
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... Never heard of him, I'm afraid.

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
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...Fine. Well, now you have.

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:27 am (UTC)
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[Matt gives him an annoyed glance, carefully pushing his sunglasses back up and tucking some hair behind his ear before speaking. His tone is annoyed.] You know, this is a really bad joke. Now, how about the part where you tell me who you really are, and why you sound so familiar, hmm?

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:30 am (UTC)
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I don't see why it's any of your business when you didn't even introduce yourself yet.

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:32 am (UTC)
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I'm not the one dressed similarly to some kind of badly-thought super hero, now am I?

[Sighs, giving Phoenix a raised brow.] No matter. Matthew Engarde, at your service. Though I prefer to be called Matt. And you would be...?

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Mopping Costume Bomber

1/3

from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:38 am (UTC)
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Mopping Costume Bomber

2/3

from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:38 am (UTC)
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*See Phoenix. See Phoenix STARE. A LOT.*

You're lying. *Nevermind that there aren't any Psyche-Locks. He HAS to be lying. Or deranged. Or something.*

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:38 am (UTC)
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Engarde is in jail! You can't be him!

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:49 am (UTC)
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[Greeeat. Not this again.] ... Why would I be in jail? I've done nothing wrong. My record is practically spotless, I'll have you know. [Y'know, that IS true. He hasn't done anything WRONG, and his record IS spotless. But he HAS done stuff against the law. He just didn't get caught.
So, sorry, there really aren't going to be any psyche-locks when he's telling the truth, Phoenix.

Matt crosses his arms, brow still raised, a smirk on his face.] And I don't see how you would know that, Mr. Bomber.

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:57 am (UTC)
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You... *Grrr...*

How WOULDN'T I know!? It was all over the news...! "Popular Kids Superhero Not So Refreshing", "Nickel Samurai Murders Jammin' Ninja"... (Not to mention the headlines bashing his lawyer...) Any of that sound familiar to you!?

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 12:02 pm (UTC)
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Should it? You appear to be getting Mr. Corrida and myself confused, sir. [Grins.] He's the one who plays the Nickel Samurai; I'm just a simple father.

What would it take for me to convince you? ... Evidence, perhaps...? Because, I assure you, I do have it.

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 12:05 pm (UTC)
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...Oh sure. Let's see this "evidence".

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC)
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[Hands him his driver's license and adoption papers--after all, after that stint in the Dressing Room, he hasn't NOT carried them. Both of which are, after all, quite recent.] ... Is this enough for you?

Or do I need to dig out my photos as well?

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 12:13 pm (UTC)
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*Looks at evidence. Looks at Engarde. x3 or 4. Discreetly files them into the Court Record and hands them back.*

So maybe you are Engarde. That doesn't explain why you're not in jail. (I watched you get dragged off myself... Not to mention, if you escaped, you would've been dead in a day or two, tops.)

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 12:17 pm (UTC)
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... As I've said before, I've done nothing wrong... sir. [There is a distinct, annoying, "I know what you did" sort of tone when Matt* mouths the final part of his sentence--he's starting to think he may know who this is.

Not to mention he sounded like someone who'd defended him before...] As such, I have no reason why I would be in jail.

Besides, Celeste would come back from the dead and kill me if I left our daughter all alone--I couldn't possibly allow that, now could I? [He smiles, hoping to have caused at least SOME brainbreak.]

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 12:30 pm (UTC)
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*Thing is, Nick doesn't believe a word coming out of his mouth, Psyche-Locks or no, so the attempt at brainbreak is rather ineffectual.*

...I'm keeping my eyes on you, Engarde. *It's a warning, not that he deserves one, and now MCB!Phoenix is making his leave.*

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
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... Why am I always the bad guy? [Sighs, going off in search of a door.]

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Phoenix Wright (Nicholas)

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from: chameleonscolor
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 06:40 pm (UTC)
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[I need to refresh more...]

Fancy seeing you here.

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
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Apparently, it's a small multi-verse.

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Phoenix Wright (Nicholas)

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from: chameleonscolor
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
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*Nicholas shrugs*

Or maybe we just see each other more since we already met in one of these place.

Luckily, this place seems to have more exits than the other one did.

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 07:53 pm (UTC)
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Or, perhaps, the universe enjoys irony.

[Matt seems quite pleased to be hearing this, and smiles.] ... That, is the best thing you could possibly tell me. [And BOY is he glad to hear it--he had a little girl waiting for him, after all~]

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Phoenix Wright (Nicholas)

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from: chameleonscolor
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
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Irony?

I know. I'm supposed to be making breakfast. *Which is why he's actually wearing his hat-badgeless hat and a sweater, rather than something more office-worthy*

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
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How else would we find ourselves stuck in a place so close to the last?

[Hey, that reminds him of something!] ... I'm supposed to be ordering a bossy little girl ice cream, actually. [He frowns. Hard.] ... I'm not even sure she's going to forgive me for disappearing again.

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Phoenix Wright (Nicholas)

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from: chameleonscolor
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
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It's not that close. There's no mindfuckery rooms and...

...the only Dahlia is a pokemon trainer.

*He manages a wry smile* I know exactly what Trucy's thoughts on that particular matter are, and they tend to lead to her being upset at me. I've done that too much to her.

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( :3 ) <--- It's a multi-part, get in the car! 1/2

from: matt_demasque
date: Sep. 1st, 2008 07:37 am (UTC)
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At this point, I wouldn't put it past the universe to give us a false sense of security. [And he can't help hoping that's not true--the last thing he needs is another trip into the Maze of death.]

... That's messed up certainly different. [Sighs] The other Mr. Wright I saw he said he was going to 'keep an eye on me,' as if I'd been sneaking around with some kind of pistol, trying to kill anyone who got close enough to breathe in the vicinity....

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from: matt_demasque
date: Sep. 1st, 2008 07:40 am (UTC)
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[What Nicholas says next causes Matt to frown for quite a bit. After some silence, he then decides to smiles nonetheless, jamming his hands into his coat happily.] But you're back now, are you not?

Besides, that wasn't your fault--you can't go blaming yourself for everything... can you? [Although he was hardly one to talk about not blaming oneself for things, after all.] At least you're don't have to prove yourself to oh, everyone. I mean... you're not going to leave them again.

I don't think anyone could separate you at this point... not unless they wanted to die trying.

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Phoenix Wright (Nicholas)

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from: chameleonscolor
date: Sep. 2nd, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
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As long as I can get home, I don't care whether this place spawns laser carrying gerbils. Well, just as long as they can't follow me.

It is. She was acting... different. She challenged me to a pokemon battle, and I figured it was safer to decline.

What, the crazy one? I'm avoiding him.

*Nicholas frowns slightly* I don't blame myself for everything. And I'm not about to leave them, but I'd prefer it if the universe didn't keep pulling me away. It would help Trucy's peace of mind.

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from: matt_demasque
date: Sep. 7th, 2008 08:58 pm (UTC)
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... [Shakes his head.] She might want to use one of those for her act, actually.

[There's a bit of a mess with his glasses at that.] Hm... hopefully she'll be the only one.

[Frowns at the next comment.] That would explain why he was dressed so oddly. And he kept finding ways around how I tried to prove he was one of you unfortunately, but when he raised his voice it was horribly evident who was under that... odd... costume.

[Plays with the box of crayons in his pockets.] Ah, but it seems one torture run appears to have been long enough for the time being, at least. [He fingers a red-orange crayon absently, a slight smile on his face.] If we can leave, I intend to do so.

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Phoenix Wright (Nicholas)

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from: chameleonscolor
date: Sep. 8th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC)
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I doubt I'd let her. Those could be dangerous.

...yeah. Me too.

He wouldn't believe me about me being, well, him. Even though it's patently obvious.

*He can't help but smile at that* No kidding. Would any parent really want to hang around here when their child is elsewhere?

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from: matt_demasque
date: Sep. 8th, 2008 05:25 am (UTC)
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[Shrugs at that.] He may be a bit looney, but it's probably hard to imagine an alternate if you've not seen many of them before. I thought it was a joke when I first ended up here, in the circumstances.

[Now they're both beaming like idiots.] Hopefully not. It's good to know you're doing alright... Mr. Wright. [And there's a small smirk on his face, even if the joke is horribly LAME. Oh, Matt....]

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Phoenix Wright (Nicholas)

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from: chameleonscolor
date: Sep. 8th, 2008 05:53 am (UTC)
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Except that he seemed convinced that I was the crazy one, nevermind that he's running around and trying to convince me to be his alibi.

I do my best. *He raises an eyebrow at the name but doesn't comment*

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Mmm, nearing thread ending post ♥

from: matt_demasque
date: Sep. 8th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)
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I think it best not to ask on the mental stability of that one, then.

[For all reason he'd decided not to call Nicholas 'Andy' for the simple reason of wanting to stay on his good side.] As that's all we can hope to do.

[A smile, and, for a fleeting moment, Matt checks the door behind him. It was like a still-frame of his own world: the image was there, but it was almost liquid-like. He was happy to see the inside of that ice cream parlor. Probably more than he should have been.] It appears my particular absence has caused no time difference. That's good to know. Maybe when I've no one to look after I should be more fortunate to find myself here again.

[Hesitantly, a hand on the knob, Matt looks back at Nicholas.] Try to stay out of trouble.

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Phoenix Wright (Nicholas)

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from: chameleonscolor
date: Sep. 9th, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)
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That's always good, especially when little girls are expecting you to buy them ice cream. *He doesn't see what Matt does, but he slightly happier for that; he doesn't want to get accidentally routed to somewhere else*

I do my best to. You should too.

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