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Aug. 31st, 2008 | 05:06 am
mood: irritatedirritated
posted by: matt_demasque in objectiondr

[... The universe surely did love to drive him absolutely insane. Matt looks behind him, calling out to his daughter, hoping that, perhaps, she'd came with him this time.] Maddie? Are you okay? [Any faint voice he would have heard was, at the moment, not here--although he was certain he'd heard her, he also had no idea why he'd appeared in a room with no doors in it.

Another Dressing Room, perhaps?] ... Wonderful.

[The ex-thief is clearly NOT amused.] Whomever is here, please direct me to the nearest exit--I have important business to attend to. [And with that, he gives a glower to the floor and waits for people to answer him. Impatiently, I might add.]

((OOC: Because... well, because I want people to bother him and he needs to be more active? XD I dunno--just... poor Matt.

At least he can actually -leave- here. Though he probably doesn't know that yet.))

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LOL MISTAKES 8D

from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:01 am (UTC)
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... What do you mean "Why wouldn't it?" This is... another of Mr. Wright's Dressing Rooms, is it not?

I can think of no other reason I would walk into an ice cream parlor with my daughter and suddenly find myself separated, sir. And... secondly, you couldn't leave the place before unless it kicked you out... which, might I add, was a rather painful score. [And he sighs. Again. This was getting him nowhere, and fast.]

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:05 am (UTC)
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*He didn't even know he HAD a dressing room... Wow, maybe he'd better check again. Something from a really grateful client, perhaps?*

You do realize you're not making any sense, right?

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1/2

from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:05 am (UTC)
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...

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CRAP. Also 2/3 DX

from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:09 am (UTC)
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Shrewd, sir. Very shrewd.

There's no other explanation, you know. I've been stuck in a place such as this before, thank you. YOU do realize you look ridiculous, do you not? I think you HARDLY have the right to judge what I should say wearing... that. [And he gives him a scowl.]

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DONE SORRY D:

from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:10 am (UTC)
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Why on earth you WOULD is another matter entirely, though.

... [Frowns.] Actually, why are you wearing that, anyway?

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:19 am (UTC)
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(What does everyone have against my clothes??)

It's my... I'm the Mopping Costume Bomber. Can't you tell??

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:21 am (UTC)
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... Never heard of him, I'm afraid.

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
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...Fine. Well, now you have.

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:27 am (UTC)
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[Matt gives him an annoyed glance, carefully pushing his sunglasses back up and tucking some hair behind his ear before speaking. His tone is annoyed.] You know, this is a really bad joke. Now, how about the part where you tell me who you really are, and why you sound so familiar, hmm?

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:30 am (UTC)
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I don't see why it's any of your business when you didn't even introduce yourself yet.

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:32 am (UTC)
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I'm not the one dressed similarly to some kind of badly-thought super hero, now am I?

[Sighs, giving Phoenix a raised brow.] No matter. Matthew Engarde, at your service. Though I prefer to be called Matt. And you would be...?

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Mopping Costume Bomber

1/3

from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:38 am (UTC)
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Mopping Costume Bomber

2/3

from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:38 am (UTC)
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*See Phoenix. See Phoenix STARE. A LOT.*

You're lying. *Nevermind that there aren't any Psyche-Locks. He HAS to be lying. Or deranged. Or something.*

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Mopping Costume Bomber

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from: mcbombernick
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:38 am (UTC)
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Engarde is in jail! You can't be him!

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from: matt_demasque
date: Aug. 31st, 2008 11:49 am (UTC)
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[Greeeat. Not this again.] ... Why would I be in jail? I've done nothing wrong. My record is practically spotless, I'll have you know. [Y'know, that IS true. He hasn't done anything WRONG, and his record IS spotless. But he HAS done stuff against the law. He just didn't get caught.
So, sorry, there really aren't going to be any psyche-locks when he's telling the truth, Phoenix.

Matt crosses his arms, brow still raised, a smirk on his face.] And I don't see how you would know that, Mr. Bomber.

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